Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I keep winning the UK lottery over and over and over what are the odds LMFAO!!!

THE MICROSOFT  COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held on the (15th May 2011) by Microsoft Award Promtion, your email was among th 20 Lucky winners who won £
1,000,000.00each on the THE MICROSOFT COMPANY PROMOTION
However the results were released on the 17th May 2011 and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2006) and ballot number (BT:12052006/20 The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the  internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over  250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed  by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

In other to claim your£1,000,000.00 prize winning, which has been deposited in a designated bank. However,you will have to fill the form below and send it to the Promotion manager of THE MICROSOFT COMPANY for verification and then
your winning cheque of  £
1,000,000.00 has already been written  in your favour.
NAME:.....................................
SEX:........................................
ADDRESS:...............................
EMAIL:....................................
PHONE:...................................
OCCUPATION:.........................
COMPANY:..............................
COUNTRY:...............................

AMOUNT WON...................... 


***I wish they would quit emailing me this crap!!!! (And maybe spell check their bad English lol.)

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